the-absolute-funniest-posts:

waitress: what would you like to drink
me: the blood of my enemies
waitress:
me:
waitress:
me:
waitress: is pepsi okay?

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I dont know what it is about dudes

clapsandpraises:

infamous-sonny:

clapsandpraises:

 When they get in that little “Playtime” mode

That time when they wanna mess with you and tease you to the point where you’re so sexually frustrated you’re ready to knock some lamps over

yeah that shit is happening right now

he keeps fucking with me even after saying he is going to stop

and now im damn near falling off the bed about to go into convulsions…

why lord

WHY.

thrill of the hunt 

but ya do it too lol

Lol Touche, I will remember this and act accordingly, he thinks hes slick but ill tear him up

girls who can tease

I dont know what it is about dudes

clapsandpraises:

 When they get in that little “Playtime” mode

That time when they wanna mess with you and tease you to the point where you’re so sexually frustrated you’re ready to knock some lamps over

yeah that shit is happening right now

he keeps fucking with me even after saying he is going to stop

and now im damn near falling off the bed about to go into convulsions…

why lord

WHY.

thrill of the hunt 

but ya do it too lol

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I FUCKED UP ON A COUPLE OF YOU

-GOD

breonlovesyou:

The sad part about all you kids is that you want to defend some shitty rapper and say he is innocent. I don’t support the killing of anyone. Go support something worth while then some wack ass hood niggas glorifying a lifestyle that gets you killed or locked up. This is a diss to all of you misguided dumb fucks.

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